#thuglife

It isn't easy to live this life, this life of a straight up G. And for those of you who don't know what a "G" is, it is a straight up gangsta. We have decided to write this blog post to educate our followers on the gang life.

How to start a gang, by us:

Step 1: Find a group no less than 5 of the thuggest people you know. You may want to hold interviews or post advertisements in a public place for best results. 

Step 2: You're gonna need a name, kid. Think of where you live, East, West, North, South? By using a side/direction and an intimidating adjective, you can create a name that will strike fear into the hearts of millions.

Step 3: Pick a target. Simple, but very important. This will motivate the next step and is crucial in the purpose of your gang. This can either be another group, such as a rival gang, or an individual person you don't like (perhaps they once gave you a weird look or budged in the line at McDonald's).

Step 4: Train. Once you lock in on a target, it may be effective to picture their face on a punching bag. Of course, not every member of your gang needs to be in top shape; sometimes you simply require a large individual to intimidate your target. It is also possible to draw on abs if you're short on time. 
A Lifetime Fitness membership is strongly advised.

Step 5: Set the target up to be alone in a dark alley at night. You may choose to kidnap someone they love, or have a close friend join your gang and lure said group or individual to place of smack-down.

Step 6: Smack-down.

Step 7: Celebrate with pizza party at your local Davanni's. Sometimes these places fill up so you may want to book the party room. 

Step 8: Repeat steps 3-7 continuously.  

Downward Downton *SPOILER*

As many of you may know, tragedy of epic proportion struck Downton late last Sunday night. The world watched in awe as the fan favorite character, Sybil Branson, was consumed by a impossible stroke of fate. After delivering a healthy and beautiful baby, all seemed to be peachy keen in the beautiful estate of Downton. THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. The actress that plays Mrs. Branson decided to leave the show and in doing so, destroyed the lives of millions of fans sitting in their living rooms. After watching Tom and Sybil's relationship blossom onscreen after two and a half whole seasons, how could they do this to us? I ask you America, nay THE WORLD, was it worth it? I hope you're all happy because we are most certainly not. Never ever ever ever disagree with Dr. Clarkson if you know what is good for you. And trust this, if you ever are walking down a cold, dark alley alone on a Saturday night, watch out for the East Side Ultimate.