#thuglife

It isn't easy to live this life, this life of a straight up G. And for those of you who don't know what a "G" is, it is a straight up gangsta. We have decided to write this blog post to educate our followers on the gang life.

How to start a gang, by us:

Step 1: Find a group no less than 5 of the thuggest people you know. You may want to hold interviews or post advertisements in a public place for best results. 

Step 2: You're gonna need a name, kid. Think of where you live, East, West, North, South? By using a side/direction and an intimidating adjective, you can create a name that will strike fear into the hearts of millions.

Step 3: Pick a target. Simple, but very important. This will motivate the next step and is crucial in the purpose of your gang. This can either be another group, such as a rival gang, or an individual person you don't like (perhaps they once gave you a weird look or budged in the line at McDonald's).

Step 4: Train. Once you lock in on a target, it may be effective to picture their face on a punching bag. Of course, not every member of your gang needs to be in top shape; sometimes you simply require a large individual to intimidate your target. It is also possible to draw on abs if you're short on time. 
A Lifetime Fitness membership is strongly advised.

Step 5: Set the target up to be alone in a dark alley at night. You may choose to kidnap someone they love, or have a close friend join your gang and lure said group or individual to place of smack-down.

Step 6: Smack-down.

Step 7: Celebrate with pizza party at your local Davanni's. Sometimes these places fill up so you may want to book the party room. 

Step 8: Repeat steps 3-7 continuously.