Friday, January 31, 2014

A CALL TO ACTION

On behalf of millions of hardworking Americans, I, nay, WE call you to drop your cellphones, pick up your pitchforks and flaming torches and rise as one fervent, quivering heartbeat. Imagine a stream, nay a trickle of the past, crawling its way down a stoney graveyard. Now open your eyes. We've been TRICKED, HOODWINKED, BAMBOOZLED. Cinnabon Southdale has been ripped from the inner fabric of Edina culture. Woven in so deeply, the pain reverberated through generations past, present, and future. If you want to mend the fabric, and take back what is rightfully ours, sign the attached petition.

Swedish Sherlock Fish

"I want to get to know London again. Breathe it in. Get to know every quiver of its beating heart."

Top ten things of January:

1) Sherlock


2) Swedish Fish

3) Girls


4) Seeds of Rebellion

Seeds of Rebellion is a game of strategy whereby at the conclusion, one survivor will administer the coup of a lifetime. No, there are no winners. Only survivors.

5) "Crap Nuggets"

First words of 2014. 

6) Cinnabon

The one baked entity the world needed. The one answer the world received. Cinnabon.
"Cinnabon is all I've got. Cinnabon protects me."

7) Pugs

Furever.

8) Frozen

Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered us anyway.


9) Pizza sticker

10) FANNY PACKS. 

Redefining fashion since 1980.