Friday, January 31, 2014
A CALL TO ACTION
On behalf of millions of hardworking Americans, I, nay, WE call you to drop your cellphones, pick up your pitchforks and flaming torches and rise as one fervent, quivering heartbeat. Imagine a stream, nay a trickle of the past, crawling its way down a stoney graveyard. Now open your eyes. We've been TRICKED, HOODWINKED, BAMBOOZLED. Cinnabon Southdale has been ripped from the inner fabric of Edina culture. Woven in so deeply, the pain reverberated through generations past, present, and future. If you want to mend the fabric, and take back what is rightfully ours, sign the attached petition.
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