Guest Writer- Zaq: Is Moriarty still alive?

As we all know, Sherlock on BBC is coming to an excruciating halt this sunday with season 3 finale. Many of you know that the new Season 3 baddie shows up with Moriarty nowhere to be found, but everyone has to ask this question sooner or later: Is Moriarty still alive? And where is he now?! 

Do I think he is still alive? Sadly to say, NAY. It's a shame they had to kill him off, but after all, that's what people DO!

A CALL TO ACTION

On behalf of millions of hardworking Americans, I, nay, WE call you to drop your cellphones, pick up your pitchforks and flaming torches and rise as one fervent, quivering heartbeat. Imagine a stream, nay a trickle of the past, crawling its way down a stoney graveyard. Now open your eyes. We've been TRICKED, HOODWINKED, BAMBOOZLED. Cinnabon Southdale has been ripped from the inner fabric of Edina culture. Woven in so deeply, the pain reverberated through generations past, present, and future. If you want to mend the fabric, and take back what is rightfully ours, sign the attached petition.

https://www.change.org/petitions/cinnabon-return-to-southdale-2

Swedish Sherlock Fish

"I want to get to know London again. Breathe it in. Get to know every quiver of its beating heart."

Top ten things of January:

1) Sherlock

2) Swedish Fish

3) Girls

4) Seeds of Rebellion

Seeds of Rebellion is a game of strategy whereby at the conclusion, one survivor will administer the coup of a lifetime. No, there are no winners. Only survivors.

5) "Crap Nuggets"

First words of 2014. 

6) Cinnabon

The one baked entity the world needed. The one answer the world received. Cinnabon.

"Cinnabon is all I've got. Cinnabon protects me."

7) Pugs

Furever.

8) Frozen

Let the storm rage on, the cold never bothered us anyway.

9) Pizza sticker

10) FANNY PACKS. 

Redefining fashion since 1980.

#thuglife

It isn't easy to live this life, this life of a straight up G. And for those of you who don't know what a "G" is, it is a straight up gangsta. We have decided to write this blog post to educate our followers on the gang life.

How to start a gang, by us:

Step 1: Find a group no less than 5 of the thuggest people you know. You may want to hold interviews or post advertisements in a public place for best results. 

Step 2: You're gonna need a name, kid. Think of where you live, East, West, North, South? By using a side/direction and an intimidating adjective, you can create a name that will strike fear into the hearts of millions.

Step 3: Pick a target. Simple, but very important. This will motivate the next step and is crucial in the purpose of your gang. This can either be another group, such as a rival gang, or an individual person you don't like (perhaps they once gave you a weird look or budged in the line at McDonald's).

Step 4: Train. Once you lock in on a target, it may be effective to picture their face on a punching bag. Of course, not every member of your gang needs to be in top shape; sometimes you simply require a large individual to intimidate your target. It is also possible to draw on abs if you're short on time. 
A Lifetime Fitness membership is strongly advised.

Step 5: Set the target up to be alone in a dark alley at night. You may choose to kidnap someone they love, or have a close friend join your gang and lure said group or individual to place of smack-down.

Step 6: Smack-down.

Step 7: Celebrate with pizza party at your local Davanni's. Sometimes these places fill up so you may want to book the party room. 

Step 8: Repeat steps 3-7 continuously.  

Downward Downton *SPOILER*

As many of you may know, tragedy of epic proportion struck Downton late last Sunday night. The world watched in awe as the fan favorite character, Sybil Branson, was consumed by a impossible stroke of fate. After delivering a healthy and beautiful baby, all seemed to be peachy keen in the beautiful estate of Downton. THAT WAS NOT THE CASE. The actress that plays Mrs. Branson decided to leave the show and in doing so, destroyed the lives of millions of fans sitting in their living rooms. After watching Tom and Sybil's relationship blossom onscreen after two and a half whole seasons, how could they do this to us? I ask you America, nay THE WORLD, was it worth it? I hope you're all happy because we are most certainly not. Never ever ever ever disagree with Dr. Clarkson if you know what is good for you. And trust this, if you ever are walking down a cold, dark alley alone on a Saturday night, watch out for the East Side Ultimate.

Hannah & Paige's Adventures: Famous Dave's Edition

So today we went to Famous Dave's with our friend Dani K. It was KICKIN' and obvi the kewl teen hangout of the year. We got our usual table, and were casually minding our own business when HE walked in. That's right, this random guy walked in with a big foam cup, went over to the pop machine, filled it up and walked right on out. Did I mention that he looked cray-cray and high? Also quite dis-shelved according to Paige. 10 minutes of laughing, Dani K. choking on a cornbread muffin, and Paige crying followed shortly after. At one time I even risked my life to get a pop refill, needless to say shit was goin' down in there. Later that night, we discussed Antonio, who is somebody's secret lover....we won't say who.....Anyways ya wanna hang tomorrow? LOL text me bishes. Also Mimi loves dogz still.

Blog.

So hey errybody. What's up? This is Hannah. I'm not working on homework because it's too boring and i'd rather BLOG. Right now I'm listening to Speak Now by Taylor Swift. I'd like to take some time to blog about.......MIMI ANSEL. aka my idol.

So yeah she's pretty crazy and she LOVES dogs. She also loves spraying Lily with butter spray, but most of all she is in love with Michael Schmitz. It's quite romantic. And yeah she really likes salmon too so yeah that's pretty cool.

Now back to me....I have a track meet tomorrow! I'm def getting a PR, but for highest time ever...awkward. Right now I'm chewing layers gum but still listening to music and blogging on my iPod...LOL. so yeah I don't have much to blog about right now other than Meredith Helen Quinlivan Ansel is going to AFRICA to clean out latrines...yummm. So follow her on twitter!!!! @mimiluvsdogz

Bai :)